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Adjectives I do not particularly want applied to my book.
1. Interesting (as in, “I found it extremely…um…interesting.” Translation: Dull.) 2. Thought-provoking (as in, “It was terribly thought-provoking.” Translation: It was terrible.) 3. Zany (as in, “You crack me up! Your writing is so damned zany.” Translation: How did you ever get anyone to publish these stupid books?) 4. Different (as in, “Well, it certainly [...]
As if I needed a reminder that advertising is not brain surgery….
“Bath time has just become a whole lot easier with the arrival of the new Hand-I-Dry Towelling Greyhound Jacket!!! Made of top grade Towelling, this spacious jacket is specifically designed for controlled drying and keeping your animal content after bathing! Deep pockets on each flank allow vigorous rubbing to dry your dog, and a large [...]
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