“Bath time has just become a whole lot easier with the arrival of the new Hand-I-Dry Towelling Greyhound Jacket!!! Made of top grade Towelling, this spacious jacket is specifically designed for controlled drying and keeping your animal content after bathing! Deep pockets on each flank allow vigorous rubbing to dry your dog, and a large waterproof pocket on the back has multiple uses!!!”
I’ve been thinking about this sales pitch for long seconds since it arrived in my in-box this morning, and can’t think of a single multiple use.
Well it’s obviously for the dog’s fags, iPhone, keys and wallet.
Damn. Of course.