MEG: OK. So the guy in the book has disappeared. Why has he disappeared?
SUBCONSCIOUS: How should I know.
M: What kind of an answer is that? Think! Why would a middle aged guy with a good job, a beautiful house and a new baby just walk out, just like that?
S: It’s your book.
M: It’s our book, actually.
S: Look, I’ve got stuff to process. Emotions. Grudges. Symbolism. I don’t have anything left for plot.
M: Would more fish help?
S: I don’t even like fish that much.
S: Pointless puzzles? Think again.
M: Look, I’m going to sleep now. Work on it tonight so I’ve got a solution when I wake up.
S: You’re kidding, right? You sleep while I slave? This relationship isn’t working.
M: You wanna join a union?
S: I just might.
M: You want some aspirin?
S: Now you’re nice.