Garden & Gun Magazine. Who’d of thought it?
You plant some beautiful Nepeta to attract pussy cats, then you shoot the bastards. You put out thistle seed for the birds, catch ‘em in nets and eat ‘em for lunch. Shy deer tiptoe into your wildflower meadow…kaboom!!!
I’ve been away from America for twenty-two years now so there are probably a whole slew of new magazines I’ve missed.
Burgers & Fundamentalism. Practical Fish Keeping and Orthopaedic Surgery. Poetry for The Very Tall.
This could turn out to be an advertisement for books.
My favorite oxymoron: http://www.amish.com
My favorite magazine in the UK: Practical Pigkeeper, Fancy Chickens, Carp Weekly. ( which unfortunately is about fish rather than carping on about things.) And yes, I know that is 3 but there are just sooooo many weird ones!
One of my most popular blog posts mentions Sniper Monthly.
http://culturewitch.wordpress.com/2009/05/06/legend-part-2/
It’s a lovely publication. Unfortunately I seem to be about the only one to mention it.
‘What’s Hot in Cold Storage.’ *sigh* this is my life….
Oh lawdy, you make me laff.
Ha! Poetry for the Very Tall indeed. LOL, etc.
And the best oxymoron of all would be a magazine called Military Intelligence. It probably exists somewhere.
Bazza’s Blog ‘To Discover Ice’
If I saw someone shoot a kitty, I would probably have to murder them in the face.
So maybe I need a copy of this magazine too…
In a small town in Placer County, California, there’s a delightful shop called ‘Guns N Lace’ which sells “Intimate Apparel and Shooting Supplies”.
You’ve made my day.