Are you inundated with fan mail? Surrounded by paparazzi every time you leave the house? Unable to walk down the street without being asked for your autograph? Does your face stare back at you from billboards all over town?
Nope. Me neither.
Which is a shame.
Because if my life were like that, this is what I’d wear.
Has Philip Ardagh seen this?
Better get knitting Meg, it can’t be far off!
That hat is very interesting but….
Wouldn’t it be abit itchy around the chin,
bit it is still funny!!!
Oopse I ment but (I can’t type very well on my iPod)
Great snot-catcher.
Very fetching… but I think it needs a nose protector too.
That would be a bit like my disguising myself as a more neatly trimmed version of — er — myself…
In which case no one would recognize you.
How cold is it in London at the mo?!