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ONE MILLION FREE BOOKS!!!!
No, this is not spam. If it were, you can imagine what sort of books you’d get for free. Books with titles like How To Marry A Sexy Girl You’ve Never Met or Best Penis Extensions (while we’re on that subject, why do I get those e-mails? Do you know any insecure middle-aged men named Meg?) [...]
Yeee haw! Charmed I’m sure.
I’d barely unpacked from a book tour of Amsterdam and Belgium when I had to head straight into a tour of America. Yesterday, I was in Washington D.C., Boston, Albany NY, Texas and Santa Fe. Today I’ve been to Louisiana, Colorado Springs, Grand Rapids Michigan, Tulsa Oklahoma. Tomorrow I’m mostly in California. And then for the [...]
Too Rich and Too Mean.
My daughter and her friend were asked to work pouring drinks at a cocktail party for a woman the friend had met briefly — two hours for £20. Not great money, but not bad for pouring drinks, and with youth unemployment at 22% (as I keep reminding her), they accepted. Here’s what happened. They [...]
THERE IS NO DOG in America
At last! Barking and whining at a bookstore near you, leaping up on the furniture and chewing your best shoes, peeing on the wheel of your neighbour’s BMW and growling at the Fedex guy…. Yes, There Is No Dog is now available in America. For those of you who follow my blog solely for the cutting edge political [...]
How I Live Now, The Sequel
I’ve been sent a fair number of e-mails over the years begging me to write a sequel to How I Live Now. What happens to Daisy and Edmond? Do they end up living happily ever after? Do they have kids? How many? And what about Piper? Do they all keep in touch? Is there another [...]
January inventory.
One book, half written. One horse, unruly. Two dogs, unwalked. One husband + one new chainsaw. One pile of firewood. One teenage daughter (nothing to wear). 168 books, unread. Five bills unpaid. Four pomegranates left over from November. One garden, muddy. Six new daffodil shoots. One half hour more of daylight. Three months till spring. [...]
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