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THERE IS NO DOG in America
At last! Barking and whining at a bookstore near you, leaping up on the furniture and chewing your best shoes, peeing on the wheel of your neighbour’s BMW and growling at the Fedex guy…. Yes, There Is No Dog is now available in America. For those of you who follow my blog solely for the cutting edge political [...]
Eck the Halls.
Well, it’s clear what this year’s top Christmas gift is, and it’s not the pooping dachshund. I’ll give you a hint: God Eck ye merry gentlemen. Oh little town of Ecklehem. We three Ecks of orient are. Yes, you guessed it, it’s a genuine bonafide soft stuffed Eck, direct from There Is No Dog, created [...]
NEWS FLASH: ECKS INVADE EUROPE.
Yes, a small number* of handmade and numbered Ecks have limbo-danced their hairy way across the secure border between Brooklyn and North London and are now available for adoption to discerning individuals. If you’re confident you can give an Eck a good home, please get in touch here, and a social worker will contact you for [...]
Pornography sucks.
There I was, flipping idly through the channels of my hotel TV, past the American sitcoms, past the shopping channels, and suddenly I’m in a netherworld of horrible plastic bumping and humping. The XXX channels. Look, I’m a writer. I’m not going to shriek and flip the TV off instantly. So I watched for as [...]
Eck! Eck! Eck!
Here he is, the very first prototype Eck. I may be prejudiced, but I think he is the most delightful creature in nine thousand galaxies. He is nearly 7 inches tall and comes in a (very) limited edition. The one pictured here is Number 1, and I’m afraid he is mine, but each subsequent Eck [...]
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