Oxymorons of the world unite.


Garden & Gun Magazine.  Who'd of thought it? You plant some beautiful Nepeta to attract pussy cats, then you shoot the bastards.  You put out thistle seed for the birds, catch 'em in nets and eat 'em for lunch.  Shy deer tiptoe into your wildflower meadow...kaboom!!!

I've been away from America for twenty-two years now so there are probably a whole slew of new magazines I've missed.

Burgers & Fundamentalism.  Practical Fish Keeping and Orthopaedic Surgery.  Poetry for The Very Tall.

This could turn out to be an advertisement for books.